chacha

So, around two weeks ago I realized that all the places I applied to for a job weren't going to call me back - rightly so, I wasn't all that hopeful to begin with. So I decided to start working for ChaCha, and when you work for ChaCha you answer the questions that people text to ChaCha (obvs). Sometimes they're easy and straightforward and sometimes they're just unintelligible and/or funny. Some examples of the latter:

• How do you butty pop? (read: "booty pop")
• Is justin beaver bi?
• How r u supposed to hav sex…cuz I think i did it rong
• billy bob jo jo fill king of the hill will da 3rd
• How big are your breasts?

It's a fun job.